Friday, September 11, 2009

How to Annoy Me

  • Respond to my email with a phone call
  • Talk on your cell phone while ordering food, banking, checking out at the grocery store, etc.
  • Wipe your nacho cheese Dorito fingers on my couch
  • Blast the Air Conditioning
  • If you are a complete stranger, ask to try on my engagement ring
  • Use your left blinker signal, but actually turn right
  • Wait 10 seconds before you start moving forward when the light turns green
  • Heat up your leftover fish in the lunchroom at work
  • Ask me if I go to "Poly"
  • Ride your bike along Orcutt road
  • Install carpet in your bathroom
  • Say, "it is what it is"
  • Bring goatheads into the house
  • Talk to me about football

1 comment:

  1. I totally connect with the wrong turn signal rant! A couple of times, out of curiosity, I drove in front of the guy and put on MY incorrect signal to see how he'd react. Sorry to say it didn't work-- Joe Numbskull probably didn't even notice).


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