How to Annoy Me

• Respond to my email with a phone call
• Talk on your cell phone while ordering food, banking, checking out at the grocery store, etc.
• Wipe your nacho cheese Dorito fingers on my couch
• Blast the Air Conditioning
• If you are a complete stranger, ask to try on my engagement ring
• Use your left blinker signal, but actually turn right
• Wait 10 seconds before you start moving forward when the light turns green
• Heat up your leftover fish in the lunchroom at work
• Ask me if I go to "Poly"
• Ride your bike along Orcutt road
• Install carpet in your bathroom
• Say, "it is what it is"
• Bring goatheads into the house
• Talk to me about football