Me: "Did you ever eat that burrito?"
Steve: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Me: "Dinner. What did you have for dinner?"
Steve: "That frozen burrito"
Me: "Right. So remember you heated it up and then left it to cool?"
Steve: "Oh yeah, I devoured that thing so fast"
Me: "Oh okay, because I never even saw you go back and eat it."
Steve: "Hmm...actually, maybe I didn't eat it. I don't remember now."
Me: "It's probably still sitting on the counter"
Steve: "Yeah, whatever. I'm over it. Goodnight"
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