Really tall old man behind me at the post office: Excuse me, can you bend down a little so I can see over your head.
Me: ha! Good one!
Old Man: So how tall are you? Four foot somethin'?
Me: 5 foot even
Old Man: Wowee, ain't much taller than a country mouse, eh!
Me: *abashedley smiles*
Old Man bends down to my level and with the kindest eyes says: Well, I'll tell ya this...your face turns a nice shade of pink.